Sometimes a little sass says it best.

Sweary Affirmations – Volume 1 is a bold, funny, and empowering set of 13 affirmation tokens designed to remind you just how great you are—with just the right amount of attitude. Perfect for those who love their encouragement with a side of humor, these affirmations are equal parts uplifting and unapologetic.

Each token is laser-engraved on wood, creating a tactile, screen-free way to boost your mood, reset your mindset, and maybe laugh a little along the way.

✨ What’s Included:

• 13 laser-engraved wooden affirmation tokens
• Packaged in a clear jar with secure lid
• Ready-to-gift presentation

💥 Why You’ll Love It:

• Real-talk affirmations that actually feel relatable
• Perfect mix of humor + empowerment
• Great for daily motivation, desk decor, or tough days
• A fun, unique alternative to traditional affirmation cards

🎁 Perfect For:

• Friends who appreciate a little sarcasm
• Self-care lovers who want something different
• Birthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifts
• Anyone who needs a confidence boost—with personality

⚡ Good to Know:

• Contains adult language (because sometimes that’s exactly what you need)
• Handcrafted by a real artist
• Each piece is unique with natural wood variations

Includes the following affirmations:

• Fuck my fears.
• Fuck what they think
• I am worthy as fuck.
• I can handle any shit that comes my way because I am a fucking warrior.
• I don't fuck with small minds.
• I don't need to prove myself to anyone.
  
• I don't need to put up with anyone's shit.
• It's perfectly ok to tell them to fuck off.
• I will take no shit today.
• I fucking sparkle.
• I will not be an ass to me.
• Today I will give zero fucks about other's drama.
• This is only one fucking chapter, not my whole damn story.