{"product_id":"sweary-affirmation-jar-volume-1","title":"Sweary Affirmations – Volume 1 – Funny Adult Affirmation Tokens in Jar – Snarky Positive Affirmations Gift – Confidence Boosting Self Care","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eSometimes a little sass says it best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eSweary Affirmations – Volume 1\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold, funny, and empowering set of \u003cstrong data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"475\"\u003e13 affirmation tokens\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to remind you just how great you are—with just the right amount of attitude. Perfect for those who love their encouragement with a side of humor, these affirmations are equal parts uplifting and unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eEach token is laser-engraved on wood, creating a tactile, screen-free way to boost your mood, reset your mindset, and maybe laugh a little along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eWhat’s Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ifq8n0\" data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"924\"\u003e13 laser-engraved wooden affirmation tokens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"264w6c\" data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"970\"\u003ePackaged in a clear jar with secure lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vu9wfm\" data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003eReady-to-gift presentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vgmqrs\" data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eReal-talk affirmations that actually feel relatable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vjnch9\" data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003ePerfect mix of humor + empowerment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1i0fxv2\" data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eGreat for daily motivation, desk decor, or tough days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7yije1\" data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003eA fun, unique alternative to traditional affirmation cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10foug4\" data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eFriends who appreciate a little sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b13cek\" data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eSelf-care lovers who want something different\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gs406a\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eBirthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"klw7fd\" data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eAnyone who needs a confidence boost—with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eGood to Know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1657\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ejvod6\" data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eContains adult language (because sometimes that’s exactly what you need)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y7a275\" data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eHandcrafted by a real artist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qn2pw6\" data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1657\"\u003eEach piece is unique with natural wood variations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes the following affirmations:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFuck my fears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFuck what they think\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI am worthy as fuck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI can handle any shit that comes my way because I am a fucking warrior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI don't fuck with small minds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI don't need to prove myself to anyone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI don't need to put up with anyone's shit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's perfectly ok to tell them to fuck off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI will take no shit today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI fucking sparkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI will not be an ass to me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToday I will give zero fucks about other's drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is only one fucking chapter, not my whole damn story. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Green Mountain Artist Collective","offers":[{"title":"Maple","offer_id":53376141263140,"sku":"MS-1650-SWE-GREEN MARTIST C-MAP","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry","offer_id":53376141295908,"sku":"MS-0056-SWE-GREEN MARTIST C-CHE","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/1828\/6116\/files\/532C5C66-2C21-451F-8CA1-B38761F47441.jpg?v=1777063352","url":"https:\/\/www.greenmountainartist.com\/products\/sweary-affirmation-jar-volume-1","provider":"Green Mountain Artist Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}